Okay this has nothing to do with my family or current events or anything that I would normally journal. But I have to share this with any fellow bloggers and all my friends and family who read our blog. This made my Friday, this is hilarious! Do you remember when you said your first Cuss word? I sure do and I remember the trouble I got in, I was 5 or 6 and I wanted to keep a stray cat I found. When my mom said "no it will S*&% all over the house" I said with the sweetest little voice "It won't S*&% all over the house I promose" needless to say boy did I get in trouble. It is quite funny thinking back. And to this day my Mom still doesn't remember. well enjoy:
WHEN TO START CUSSING!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Bowtie Lasagna
13 years ago
5 comments:
That is funny! Thanks for sharing. I don't remember the fiorst time I swore...probably means I swear too much!
LOL, at random times I'll read blogs out loud to Mark. This one had us rollin!
ha thats funny!!!
Ha ha! That is funny! I remember the first time I swore...And I remember the first time Chanelle swore. She had just gotten off the toliet and was running around with no pants. She wouldn't come back to put on her panties so finally Chad yelled at her "get over here so I can wipe you BEEP!" Then she turned to him and in a sweet voice said "but daddy I already wiped my BEEP all by myself!" I yelled at them both =) Miss you and love you! Hug handsome Tate for us!
Thanks for that, I'm still laughing!
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